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Things That Happened When Cables Got Too Powerful

Attached one to a ceiling fan pull. Now the light and fan speed respond to cord-based semaphore.

Used as emergency bracelet during a presentation. Passed as intentional fashion. Got complimented.

Rolled into tiny cylinder. Cat chased for six hours. Better than purchased toys.

Strapped to forehead during jog. Held headphones in place. Looked ridiculous. Worked perfectly.

Secured bag of marshmallows during camping. Bear remained uninterested. Raccoon plotted for hours.

Wrapped around shower caddy. Prevented the dreaded midnight bottle avalanche.

Fashioned into tiny belt for nephew's stuffed sloth. Sloth now dominates Instagram.

Attached to dog collar for temporary leash extension. Dog looked thrilled. Judgment unclear.

Created curtain tie-back during video call. Colleagues assumed intentional décor upgrade.

Used to secure flip-flops to beach bag. Sand still invaded. Different entrance point.

Wrapped around squeaky door hinge temporarily. Silence lasted three days. Glorious three days.

Strapped phone to exercise bike. Watched show. Forgot to pedal. Achievement unlocked anyway.

Secured loose onion in vegetable drawer. Onion behaved thereafter. Other vegetables noticed.

Fashioned into bookmark. Never fell out. Forgot which book. Found it eventually.

Attached to luggage zipper. TSA inspected thoroughly. Nothing found. Suspicion remained.

Used to train vine up window frame. Plant now threatens neighborhood watch status.

Wrapped around remote after battery cover vanished. Remote functions. Dignity questionable.

Created tiny holster for workplace highlighter. Felt professional. Was not professional.

Secured takeout menu collection from drawer explosion. Menus archived. Choices still overwhelming.

Attached to kayak paddle leash. Paddled in circles. Leash held firm. User error suspected.

Consider these white hook-and-loop wonders. Zorp's sloth approves. The raccoon remains undecided.