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Things This Tiny Moon Gets Away With

Hangs upside down. Doesn't care.

Smells like decisions.

Pretends to be jewelry. Technically a liar.

Glows in car windows. Free planetarium.

Survived Luna's washing machine. Once.

Attracts toddlers like a magnet. Small sticky hands. Everywhere.

Hides in bag corners. Plays hard to get.

Reflects laptop light during boring calls. Accidental disco.

Weighs less than a fortune cookie. More useful.

Gets named by owners. Steve. Celeste. Moon Unit.

Holds secrets in its screw top. Literally.

Swings in Ubers. Makes drivers nervous. "Is that a crystal?"

Turns gray when neglected. Passive aggression.

Matches nothing. Goes with everything.

Makes keys findable in black holes. AKA purses.

Collects bag lint. Becomes character.

Dropped in parking lots. Rescued dramatically.

Photobombs selfies. Tiny celebrity.

Outlasts phone chargers. Humble brag.

Melts slightly near radiators. Learned the hard way.

Gets borrowed. Never returned. Relationship test.