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Parisox-30: Muscle Milk Protein Powder for 1 sc...
Find it here! My roommate thinks he's clever. He "cleans" by shoving everything into closets. I needed to hide my protein stash before his parents visited. Banana Crème in a...
Parisox-30: Muscle Milk Protein Powder for 1 sc...
My roommate thinks he's clever. He "cleans" by shoving everything into closets. I needed to hide my protein stash before his parents visited. Banana Crème in a flour container? Genius. They baked cookies. The cookies were... dense. "Is this gluten-free?" his mom asked. I nodded vigorously. Technically true. Zero gluten. Thirty-two grams of protein per scoop. Four grams of sugar....
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These Elastic Headbands Stay Put During Intense...
Find it here! The Great Headband Wars: A Transatlantic Smackdown Raj: bruh. BRUH. these stretchy little bands just saved my entire forehead from becoming a waterfall Björn: Raj my friend...
These Elastic Headbands Stay Put During Intense...
The Great Headband Wars: A Transatlantic Smackdown Raj: bruh. BRUH. these stretchy little bands just saved my entire forehead from becoming a waterfall Björn: Raj my friend you look like a Wimbledon reject but make it fashion Raj: rude!! i look like someone who can actually see while running instead of blinking through sweat like a broken windshield wiper Björn:...
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Waykar 80 Pint Dehumidifier: Basement Moisture ...
Find it here! My coworker Zephyr—yes, that's her actual chosen name, she legally changed it after a wind-tunnel incident—bought one of these moisture-sucking machines last spring. Her basement had transformed...
Waykar 80 Pint Dehumidifier: Basement Moisture ...
My coworker Zephyr—yes, that's her actual chosen name, she legally changed it after a wind-tunnel incident—bought one of these moisture-sucking machines last spring. Her basement had transformed into a swampy nightmare where her vintage comic collection went wavy like it had emotional problems. She lugged this beast downstairs, plugged it in, and immediately whispered "work your magic" to it like...
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Funny Animal Faces Birthday Card That Actually ...
Find it here! Operation: Red Envelope Rendezvous "Henri, my man, explain to me why we are surveilling a greeting card." "Marcelle, this is no ordinary paper rectangle. Fold it? 12...
Funny Animal Faces Birthday Card That Actually ...
Operation: Red Envelope Rendezvous "Henri, my man, explain to me why we are surveilling a greeting card." "Marcelle, this is no ordinary paper rectangle. Fold it? 12 by 18 centimeters of compact chaos. Flatten it? Suddenly 24 by 18. Double the real estate. Double the drama." "The physics alone thrill me. Origami for amateurs." "And the faces, Marcelle. Funny animal...
