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Hypochlorous Acid: How to Use it in Your Skincare Routine | Dermatologist Explains
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My friend Dave called at 7 AM. He was moving apartments. Alone. In July. I told him no. He offered coffee. I still said no. Then he mentioned his new roommate would be there. His new roommate who happened to be a dermatologist. My legs moved before my brain finished processing.
I grabbed my keys. I grabbed my shoes. I grabbed the Tower 28 SOS Daily Rescue Facial Spray because my face looked like I had wrestled a pillow and lost. Hypochlorous acid at 7:15 AM. This is who I am now. I am fine with it.
Dave laughed when he saw me spritzing at a red light. He does not understand skincare. He washes his face with bar soap. Bar soap. In 2024. I did not comment. I am a good friend. I arrived with my face calm, my dignity questionable, my pores surprisingly unbothered.
The dermatologist noticed. Of course she noticed. She asked what I used. I mumbled something about "just this spray thing." She nodded. She knew. She knew I knew. We had a moment.
Dave asked if we were going to help him move boxes. We were not. We were discussing pH levels. He deserved this.
Wait, Let Me Tell You More Useful Stuff Before You Go
The Stoic's Guide to Not Freaking Out About Your Face
Marcus Aurelius never had Instagram. He never compared his forehead to a filtered twenty-year-old at 2 AM. You can learn from him. You can also spray your face.
Practical Wisdom for the Skincare Anxious:
- Spray at arm's length. Not hand distance. Not nose distance. Arm. You will learn this once and never forget.
- Wait sixty seconds before the next product. Patience. The Stoics loved patience. You are basically philosophical.
- Store it cool. Not fridge-cold unless you enjoy surprise. Bathroom cabinet works. Windowsill does not.
- Replace every six months. The acid weakens. Your commitment should not.
- Share with nobody. Backwash is real. Friendship has limits.
- Spray before masking. Creates a buffer. Your future self thanks you.
- Post-shave? Absolutely. Post-wax? Brave, but yes. Post-chemical peel? Ask your person. Do not ask me. I am a story, not a doctor.
- Keep one at your desk. Staring at spreadsheets causes tension. Tension causes jaw clenching. Jaw clenching probably does something bad eventually. Break the cycle with mist.
- Travel with the small one. TSA respects the 1 oz. TSA does not respect your routine otherwise.
- If it stings, you need it more. Or you used retinol first. Timing matters in skincare and comedy.
Check out Tower 28 SOS Daily Rescue Facial Spray if you want. Or do not. Your face, your rules. But running