{"product_id":"these-angry-golfer-socks-will-make-dad-actually-laugh","title":"Shanker Golf Socks - Funny Angry Golfer Socks - Funny Golf Gift for Men - 1 Pair per Pack - Size 10-13.","description":"\u003cp\u003eOne pair. Maximum rage.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eSize 10-13. The foot equivalent of \"one size fits most tempers.\"\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eCotton blend. For when your feet sweat almost as much as your scorecard.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eMachine washable. Unlike your reputation after that 12th-hole meltdown.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eGraphic visible from space. Or at least from the adjacent fairway.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003ePackaging that arrives. Then immediately judges your swing.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eNo argyle here. Argyle is for people who keep score honestly.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eAngry face staring upward. Like a tiny foot therapist who never went to school.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eFits in most shoes. Golf shoes. Desk shoes. Shoes you kick off while screaming into a pillow.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eOne pair per pack. Because doubling this energy might destabilize local ecosystems.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eLetters don't fade. Unlike your hope on a par-5.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eCoordinates with nothing. Conflict with everything. Including your own mood.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eEligible for any foot that has felt personally attacked by a sand trap.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eAlso works for sitting on couches. Rage doesn't require a tee time.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eOccasionally purchased by non-golfers. People with bosses. People with in-laws. People.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eNot edible. Though some rounds drive you to consider.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eArrives by mail. Which is faster than your average drive.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eDesigned in an apparent fit of inspiration and unresolved putting trauma.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eWorn on left foot. Right foot. Either foot chooses chaos.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eShrugs off grass stains. Absorbs embarrassment. Retains structural integrity where your game cannot.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eSometimes gifted. Sometimes self-inflicted. The emotional ouroboros of sport.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eCompatible with carts. With walking. With dramatic collapses onto benches.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eDoes not improve handicap. Does improve hand gestures at stray balls.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eVisible when sitting. Visible when standing. Visible when lying on course in surrender.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eTechnically clothing. Functionally a cry for help you can launder.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv data-link=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/dp\/B0CXQ3F8F1\/ref=nosim?tag=meow05a-20\" data-asin=\"B0CXQ3F8F1\" style=\"display:none;\" rel=\"sponsored\"\u003eSelect\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Affiliate Product","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42463145426990,"sku":null,"price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0037\/8365\/5470\/files\/71DclF1xwgL.jpg?v=1782431011","url":"https:\/\/kiitn.com\/products\/these-angry-golfer-socks-will-make-dad-actually-laugh","provider":"Kiitn","version":"1.0","type":"link"}